I’m a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
|—||J.D. Salinger (via observando)|
House of Blues
— Chicago, 2014
Okay hold up! I only just realized that the little girl who sings “All I want for Christmas” in Love Actually is the voice of Marceline! :O
It’s adventure time…
Undisputed heavy-weight champion. Well if it’s undisputed, what’s all the fighting about?
|—||George Carlin, Back in Town (via teen-tyrant)|
For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers… so when nature strikes back, and smacks him in the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that.
|—||George Carlin (via psycho-delic-cunt)|